This is exactly why I hate the nannies.  Serving alcohol to minors.  You bitch.

Tilly: Holy crap, Dad!  This actually tastes good!  It doesn’t like like elephant poop and rotten eggs today!

Classy.

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Jobo’s such a big kid sometimes.

Jobo: Shut up, I’m 13! I can be a kid still!

Tilly: Hey, Miss Goddess, stop breaking the 4th wall!

Uhhh…did a child tell me to stop breaking the 4th wall? HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW WHAT ONE OF THOSE ARE?!!!

MSG: Hey Tilly, what are you reading?

Tilly: I’m reading on how to get my mommy to love my daddy again.

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Jobo made a new furry friend today.  A stray dog named…Boots.

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Tilly: Oh My Goddess! This tastes like an elephant pooped in it!

(Jobo chokes on his Mac n’ Cheese)

Jobo: Oh My Goddess, you’re right!  It really does taste like shit!

Japas did it.  I don’t think he can cook very well.  These poor kids.

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Big brother, little sister.